Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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