I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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