I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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