just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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