She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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