week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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