Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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