she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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