fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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