im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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