Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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