Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Randomize
