It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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