yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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