so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Randomize
