he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
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