So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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