I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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