no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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