Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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