why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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