I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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