just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Do you still have your period?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
My dick has a subreddit
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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