what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
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