Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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