since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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