Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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