I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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