8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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