I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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