the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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