I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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