it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
This is my gift to your gina
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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