My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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