the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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