This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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