His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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