her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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