Porn is love you can see.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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