Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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