He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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