I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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