If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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