There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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