So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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