Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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