You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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