Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I skipped work to stalk him.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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