And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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