great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
