so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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