belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
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