He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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