I wanna passion pit in your ass
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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