OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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