Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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