sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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