Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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