paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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